My niece is finally over that phase where she’s a princess for every Halloween and now I get to paint her face as a “super scary werewolf.” <3 And my nephew wants to be Skye from Paw Patrol because she’s his favorite.
They’re so cute
Why in the literal fuck do social media designers think we want to see posts out of chronological order……what real human person on the planet earth wants to see that…..I’m so tired
(via withgreatgusto)
john-paul-jonesing-for-liberty:
A Wisconsin mall Santa decided to handle one of the naughty list members early this year when a young girl told him her Christmas wish was for her stepdad to stop molesting her. He and four of his elves attacked the guy, who was waiting nearby, and pummeled him unconscious.
An eyewitness recalled, “Santa didn’t say nothing. He just grabbed the back of the guy’s skull and headbutted him REAL hard.” The witness continued on to say, “Then Kringle got on top of him and just started pummeling him. He was laughing and screaming ‘Ho! Ho! Ho! Motherfucker!’
I love this.
There should be more stories like this
(via mynewurl)
Old folks be up at 5:30am fully dressed & groomed……… To go sit on the porch.
Goals
